Because this gives me an eye twitch. (I don't SAY anything, I just don't like it. We'll see if you can figure out what I mean.)
Poll LAUNDRY

LOOK I'M JUST SAYING THAT IF SOMEONE DOES YOUR FLIPPING LAUNDRY FOR YOU, STICK TO THE PLAN. ETA: And so I don't offend anyone: YOU SHOULD TAKE THIS POLL SERIOUSLY. Wait, I mean take this poll as a sign of my insanity ( Read more... )

In case your day is dragging and you'd like some distractions, I've got a few photos of my b-day party under the cut. I got a piñata! Hee.

[Oh, and for anyone that may have worried about me having Something Dreadful in my Sinuses, I do. It's a cold. =/]

( I'm pretty low key - and I think I've had...one birthday party since I was 18? Either I suck, or my friends suck, I don't know. :D )

Hey! I'm old, WHEE!!

I have some pretty amazing friends, I must say. My old boss from my improv comedy clubs day made a video of him lip-synching "Happy Birthday" to some crazy-ass song, I've had lovely messages sent, the ever delightful flaming_muse wrote me a STORY and it is SO SO SWEET and I LOVE IT, and I will share it with you: Forever(And now I'm a ( Read more... )

So, Nine Inch Nails "Closer" just came on my playlist, and oh, how I loved that song when it came out. Which happened to be when I was in college in Utah. ( oh the shameful looks I was cast... )

So if you see them (poor eyesight, dark brown) let me know. I'll pay for shipping ( Read more... )

Dear dude in the black truck with blacked out windows driving past my house - very slowly, mind - four times as I worked in the garden ( Read more... )

So I realized last night that four days ago was my eight year anniversary on Livejournal. I bought a permanent account, too.

Loooooong time, man. And a handful of you guys have been there with me from the beginning, and I love that we still chat. Like zyrya, & chantal87. 2004! Damn. And then there are all of my old RPG buddies from celebs_on_crack and a_list_celebs. THEN THERE ARE ( Read more... )

I find it rather delicious that my ex-husband messaged me today, wanting to know if I sent paperwork in to the Attorney General yet, insuring that he only has to pay a certain amount of child support. He's had to wait one week to hear from me, for the record.

I've waiting since 1997 for any - ANY - child support. So I might not feel like I got a ( Read more... )

Dear common brown grasshopper that I am calling Bill...

( I'm just a Bill, just a lonely ol' Bill. And I'm sittin' here on your rose bush with A MILLION OF MY CLOSEST FRIENDS. )

• The receptionist at my daughter's orthodontist grabbed my glasses and put them on. (Because they're cute. but....) Also: I now look just like the girl on the HDJM banner, as that is exactly what my specs look like. <3
• my son applied for a summer job at a grocery store because they'll hire young teens. He applied for a dish-washing position ( Read more... )